(Source: i-am-the-oracular-spectacular)

humansofnewyork:

“Image is very important to me. But I’m always asking myself: ‘How much is personal expression, and how much is facade?’” 

slay-z:

satanic2chainz:

nooooooooooooooo

[laughs to keep from crying]

(Source: siddman)

Tonight I went to a ridiculous dinner in NYC with my aunt and uncle from LA, my grandparents, and my sister. I drank wine that was $278 a bottle. I ate 4 courses off a fixed menu. When the waiters placed our food on the table they did it in exact unison. LIKE IN BEATY AND THE BEAST OR SOME SHIT. I was like WHAT. Then before dessert they brought out tiny little scoops of pear sorbet to cleanse our pallet. The weird thing about super fancy places is that usually I

1. Probably understand 2/3 of the words in the food descriptions
2. Once I finally choose the food I swear to g-d I don’t recognize it once it’s placed in front of me.

melanie-is-healthy:

buzzfeed:

You can change the direction this train is moving just by thinking about it.

Holy shit that’s weird

(Source: defective--tragedy)

gastrogirl:

slow roasted balsamic tomatoes.

thisisteariffic:

I kinda need this. I hate when there’s no source link. But thankfully I was able to find it through google image search. SO HANDY THAT YOU CAN SEARCH BY IMAGE!

You can purchase it at StartupVitamins.

(Source: smooth)

followthemoon-zz:

Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.

(Source: the--personal--quotes)